Tableshaking

This is the height of it all! I’m shaking tables in this post! Simply because it’s been a while (13 days) since my last post. As I type this post, it’s 2:12AM and I’m currently in my room in Eni Njoku and mosquitoes are feasting on me.

Before I get down to the gist for today, allow me to reintroduce myself just in case there’s a visitor or a new comer on here. I am Donald The Talebearer and I’m a student, a lifestyle blogger and an influencer. If you’re new, just leave a comment with your name stating that you’re new and I’ll give you a loud shout out πŸ˜‰!

Without further ado, let’s get down to the “business” of the day.

Teenagers!

What exactly is your problem?

A good friend of mine who is also a known influencer here in UNILAG asked for my advice concerning his relationship life and believe me, after he explained his position, I got confused and told him I’ll ask y’all on here. So read the next few lines very carefully.

Ade (real name withheld) has had a girlfriend for more than six months now, and they’ve had their off and on times. During one of their off times (recent ASUU strike period), Ade developed feelings for various other girls (also students on campus) but he prioritized one particular girl and maintained normal parole levels with the others. But the girl Ade prioritized already put him in the friend zone and Ade has been stupidly comfortable there.

Well, sometime later (this week), Ade and his actual girlfriend came on again and the girlfriend found out about Ade’s priority babe. As per normal levels, girlfriend pressed p and changed it for Ade even when Ade kept explaining that priority babe and him were just friends.

Girlfriend didn’t break up though, she told Ade that it was cool. The next day, Ade saw his girlfriend with her side nigga from waay backπŸ˜‚ yeah I know, it threw him off balance but man didn’t get hot. Now, Ade’s problem is that he loves his girlfriend, but she effed up and he is thinking of making “priority babe” become the main babe. Again, you see that teenagers have problems sha. πŸ˜’

WHAT SHOULD ADE DO??

Who is even at fault here, Ade or his girlfriend? Your comments might save a life o πŸ˜† don’t hold back. Oh and this is an actual life situation and I have more, because I have crazy friends. If you want to know who Ade is, find your way to my DM and I’ll reveal. πŸ˜‚

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